Frantic Guest Blogger Girl writes:
My Mirabel lost her innocence this morning! She and Ribsy ganged up
on a squirrel right outside our building. Ten feet away from the tree, I let them go because the squirrel was right at the base
of a tree, and I thought, 'What harm could they do?'
How was I supposed to know that the stupid thing would go
AROUND the tree instead of UP it? So the gruesome twosome went in
opposite sides around the tree and nabbed it....took turns shaking
it...with Mirabel dealing the final killer blow.
So then how do you get her to drop her furry trophy? She doesn't even
know how to sit, much less understand "Drop the squirrel!" Plus, I was out of
bags, had no treats, and had to leave shortly for work. So I went down the
street to the dog park, praying that no neighbour would come out and
see my dog with a dirty limp squirrel in her mouth.
At the park, a sympathetic dog owner with previous releasing-a-dead-animal-from-a-pet's-mouth experience came to the rescue. He grabbed a bag and a Milk Bone and luckily
Mirabel accepted the trade. He calmly scooped the squirrel into the bag like a
piece of poop and threw it away into the garbage.
What a morning. Sadistic as it sounds, though, I feel a certain pride in seeing my whippets do what they were bred to do.